Going Bush pdf 詹姆斯帕特森
Rafe's been to the beach and now he's headed to the bush - watch out Australia!
It's fair to say that Rafe's recent trip Down Under could not easily be called a success: in Australia he and his Mom were forced to flee a pack of bloodthirsty zombies after the 'performance piece' by Rafe and The Outsiders traumatised Shark Bay (aka 'Australia's Bravest Town'). Yet, when Rafe receives an offer to attend all-expenses paid 'Cultural Campout' in the Northern Territory, Australia, he takes precisely six seconds to say 'yes'.
What happens next is full-throttle outback adventure in which Rafe will have to draw on every bit of his new-found 'Man of Experience' persona to make it out alive.
“TO THE FLAMING Fjords of Askabalant, Lorek Bearsson!” I settled into my saddle and pointed north. “Fly like the wind, old friend, and we’ll be feasting on roasted reindeer and cloudberries by sundown!” I tapped my boot heels against the flanks of the mighty flying warrior polar bear and tightened my grip on the sealskin reins. The mighty flying warrior polar bear farted loudly and sat down. That’s the trouble with crummy flying warrior polar bears they can be as stubborn as a mule wearing lead-lined boots."